The giant Pacific octopus is remarkably intelligent. They've been observed opening jars to get to food, mimicking other animals, and displaying problem-solving skills. JUST LIKE A WRITER.

This little sweetie will cheer you on every morning when you sit down at your writing spot to ink some words onto the page. (Ink ... see what I did there ... yes, you may chuckle, chortle, giggle, guffaw, or bark a laugh.)

Comes in three sizes, and these suckers (ha ha ha) are dishwasher and microwave safe. YOU CAN DO IT.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!